Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Mom's Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
Puddle: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: a child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Top Bunk: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
Two Minute Warning: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: able to whine in words
Whodunit: none of the kids that live in your house..
Weekend: when Dad gets to play golf while Mom catches up on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.Labels: Spam
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"Full Name" >>> It made me smile, kasi kapag naiirita na din ako tawag ko sa anak ko buong Derelle Francella hahaha!